1. Your bed is yours and you do what you want in it. (Fart, work, eat, spill crumbs, starfish, dribble... do your WORST)
2. Granny pants? Check. Top knot? Check. Band tshirt with a million holes and stains? Check. Fucks given? None.
3. "Ooooooh, look at him! And him! And him over there! Oh my GOD look at HIM" *drools*
4. You can go out when you want, with who you want and spend ALL your money on yourself!
5. You don't have to have a forced conversation about just how boring each others days were and what you want for dinner.
6. All those horrific feelings of worry and jealousy are replaced by content and self-appreciation.
7. No having to sit and watch Call of Duty for the millionth time.
8. Watching Made In Chelsea for the millionth time.
9. You've listened to that One Direction song ten times today already? Go on, play it another five.
10. Want to travel? Dream of moving to the city? Job offer you can't refuse? There's nothing holding you back. GO YOU!
One negative of being single?
No sex cuddles on tap.
No comments:
Post a Comment